~Ender | ~24 | ~Ace | ~Foxkin (2013 definition) | ~Satanist | ~ISTP | ~Nonbinary | AO3: Lugiagirl98 | current main fandom: assassin's creed

nonsenseplayercharacter:

my favorite character trope is when someone in a full fledged fantasy setting has a gun. they’re surrounded by magic and old weaponry and they pull out a fucking pistol to a dragons face

transarsonist:

strongcat:

transarsonist:

When u breathe in her spores and feel the psychotropic effects as her mycelium begins to grow into your brain 🥴🥴🥴🫠

i don’t think this is usually how sex works

Maybe not wher you come from but i live in the forest and I’m a perfectly normal ant who can be trusted not to spread spores into the colony before mmm climbing as high and high as high as high as i can to and then and then and then and then

systemdeez:

Completely inactionable fetishes are so funny to me. “I wanna be a robot girl and I want you to install a virus on me.” Like okay good luck with that.

gothszler:

what’s funniest about the pacific rim scientists is like. when newt geiszler says he’s a scientist he means an old-timey 1910s entomologist wearing khaki shorts and a comically oversized pair of binoculars traipsing through the jungle capturing endangered species of butterfly and murmuring “egads!! fascinating…..” and scribbling it in his journal. when hermann gottlieb is being a scientist it’s literally the fucking manhattan project. tortured chainsmoking physicist. pawn of a war. repressed homosexual all his life. gets executed for being a communist. And they have to do each other’s peer review

juniepops:

Fucking the weed man for weed. Fucking the texts man for texts. Fucking the milk man for milk. Fucking the egg man for rrrrROBOTS to TROUNCE that pesky porcupine!